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poppy coin scares spooks

and those breast cancer ribbon quarters from shoppers drug mart contain anthrax.

hat tip to the whiniest bitch ive ever encountered in my life

maybe i like sand in my vajayjay

lol, canada kicks ass has a section on women.  oh.  i mean "babes" and "canadian girls" ...  and it sucks ass.

first of all, rachel freakin marsden is on their page of "hot famous canadians" - really, does anyone honestly consider her hot or famous?  more like infamous.  hell, her canadianness is even up for debate, really. 

secondly, is this funny?  can anyone who self-identifies as immature tell me what is funny about it?  the only thing i can relate to is the molson moustache. 

this just in: STUPID PEOPLE ARE BREEDING

i was at the park with my two-year-old cousin, who is cool as hell.   the place was pretty crowded - there were two t-ball games, a baseball game, a karate lesson going on in the clubhouse, and a big lacrosse game in the arena.  just another evening in suburbia, knawmean?

a girl who looked about five was walking a golden retriever equal to her in size.  the dog was extremely well behaved... until he saw another dog.   he broke free from her iron grip, bolted towards the other dog, and a bonnie dogfight ensued.  lol, duh.  said dogfight was pretty hard to break up, seeing as only one capable leash-handler was on the scene.  my cousin started freaking out, given that this was a fight between two dogs bigger than he was and he was but two feet away from the action.  dog mom eventually clues in and runs over to tame her pet. 

unrelated man runs up to the aforementioned dog mom and starts giving her shit for bringing a dog to a playground.  there was no mention of the fact the problem was letting a kid handle the leash in a crowded place, so it really struck me as a chauvinist bitch jumping on an opportunity to tell a woman how the world works.  the two immature tards start fighting.  both of them are morons.  both of them are swearing.  nobody is setting a good example as far as conflict resolution goes.  i lol at them while consoling the kid.  ill admit, i moved in closer to listen to their tardout - im easily amused. 

dude must have interpreted this as a desire on my part to help his douche ass gang up on the lululemon-clad bimbette, because he is gesturing at me and the kid and telling her it is unsafe to bring a dog to the park when there are babies around.  i winned, because i told him that i think the two-year-old is less harmed by seeing two dogs fight than by witnessing two adults act like children in a public place.  YEAH THATS RIGHT 40-SOMETHINGS, IM 24 AND BETTER THAN YOU!!!!!!11!1!1

in your face with a can of mace, bitches!  i saves my immaturity for the internets.  booyah.   

elizabeth may breaks godwin's law

oh noes! Green Leader Elizabeth May is standing by her comments over the weekend that condemn Prime Minister Stephen Harper's stance on climate change, comparing it to "a grievance worse than Neville Chamberlain's appeasement of the Nazis."

i guess the global warming thread got too long, meaning breaking of said law was rapidly approaching inevitability.  angry in the great white north says this statement "deserves some analysis. "  his post is a good example of how the thread goes to hell once the law is broken.  i believe it is possible to draw comparisons (even shitty reductio ad chamberlainum ones) about history without insinuating you support the nazis.

bah, elizabeth may - next time, let's not quote hyperbolic brits.  these people grew up watching sitcoms about kooky nazis and i believe this may have skewed their judgement as far as invoking nazi germany goes.

she did this at church, which irked minister-in-training glen pearson.   interesting views, those anglicans have.  at my church, it's 100% acceptable to break godwin's law and repeatedly refer to abortion as a holocaust.