i was at the park with my two-year-old cousin, who is cool as hell. the place was pretty crowded - there were two t-ball games, a baseball game, a karate lesson going on in the clubhouse, and a big lacrosse game in the arena. just another evening in suburbia, knawmean?
a girl who looked about five was walking a golden retriever equal to her in size. the dog was extremely well behaved... until he saw another dog. he broke free from her iron grip, bolted towards the other dog, and a bonnie dogfight ensued. lol, duh. said dogfight was pretty hard to break up, seeing as only one capable leash-handler was on the scene. my cousin started freaking out, given that this was a fight between two dogs bigger than he was and he was but two feet away from the action. dog mom eventually clues in and runs over to tame her pet.
unrelated man runs up to the aforementioned dog mom and starts giving her shit for bringing a dog to a playground. there was no mention of the fact the problem was letting a kid handle the leash in a crowded place, so it really struck me as a chauvinist bitch jumping on an opportunity to tell a woman how the world works. the two immature tards start fighting. both of them are morons. both of them are swearing. nobody is setting a good example as far as conflict resolution goes. i lol at them while consoling the kid. ill admit, i moved in closer to listen to their tardout - im easily amused.
dude must have interpreted this as a desire on my part to help his douche ass gang up on the lululemon-clad bimbette, because he is gesturing at me and the kid and telling her it is unsafe to bring a dog to the park when there are babies around. i winned, because i told him that i think the two-year-old is less harmed by seeing two dogs fight than by witnessing two adults act like children in a public place. YEAH THATS RIGHT 40-SOMETHINGS, IM 24 AND BETTER THAN YOU!!!!!!11!1!1
in your face with a can of mace, bitches! i saves my immaturity for the internets. booyah.